GPUs Wholesale
The "peace dividend" from crypto's failure - A theoretical postcard from the future
// What might happen to all the GPUs bought by crypto miners if crypto crashes completely?
// Early 2023 - Advert article on PCGamer.com
Are you in the market for a new gaming PC, but haven’t because crypto miners bought all the high end video cards? You didn’t imagine it. In the first three months of 2021 alone, crypto miners spent roughly half a billion US Dollars to buy 700,000 or 25% of all GPUs produced!
Well, your wait to upgrade your gaming PC is OVER!
Thanks to the massive 2022 crypto crash, the market is flooded with video cards from former crypto-mining operations. Most crypto mining GPUs are damaged due to the constant uptime and high heat generated from computing algorithms to help determine the ownership of a URL pointing at a picture of a rock.
That damage means that your new rig with a crypto GPU might fail after only a week or month of usage. Who wants to deal with hassle?
Thanks to our bulk purchases of GPUs from defunct crypto mining operations, we’re able to offer the “Crypto-Clip”. You get great performance for a fraction of the cost.
“Crypto-Clip” sits next to your PC case, filled with 4, 8, or 12 identical crypto GPUs. Our custom cables connect to your motherboard, cooling, and power systems. Onboard monitoring systems watch GPU performance, so that when a graphics card is about to fail, the Crypto-Clip automatically hot-swaps from the dying card to the new one.
It wouldn’t be a PC accessory without customization. You can have the failover occur silently, or accompanied by a custom sound effect, like the ‘ping’ of a Garand M1, a sad trombone, the powering on of a proton pack, sentry guns running dry, or a wave motion gun firing. Our deluxe options involve robot arms that physically ‘reload’ the new graphics cards atop your rig.
When your final set of GPUs is nearing the end of life, just unplug the cables, and drop the Crypto-Clip in a box to ship back to us. We’ll take the cards and then recycle the tungsten, copper, tin, aluminum, and gold inside, saving you the hassle of trying to find a trustworthy recycling spot. Not only is this better for the planet, we give you cash or a discount on your next Crypto-Clip!
We offer current gen GPUs at a fraction of MSRP. So lock and load with Crypto-Clip to take your gaming rig to the moon!